Inciting Incident

INT. THE APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Stephen Colbert's annoying, abrasive voice BLARES. Dick, 22, sits on the couch, disinterested. JANE, also 22,  reads coupons like they're the newspaper.

DICK

Yo. Blogs fuckin' suck.


JANE
Yea dude. I hate blogging.


DICK
It's like. I really don't care what
you have to say, guy from Subway.


JANE
Yea. Just stop fucking blogging. Blogs
are stupid. Bloggers are conceited.

Dick mutes Colbert. Finally. He casts a curious glance towards Jane.

DICK

We should probably start a blog...

JANE

                                                        I'm in.

Okay. Hey everyone.   We think we're pretty funny...so here is our blog. We'll basically write about anything, but we'll try to post about SCREENWRITING as much as possible. 

See Ya!
Dick and Jane

p.s. forgive the spacing. If we can figure out how to use scrippet so the spacing isn't totally off, we're gonna do it.